"In the history of blog posts ... truly groundbreaking!"

If you see a quote by an Earl Dittman of Wireless Magazine on a movie poster, you know the movie is a turd:

"Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal are outrageously hilarious! Their performances are what comedic legends are made of." - Earl Dittman, Wireless Magazines, on Analyze That

”Matthew Perry and Elizabeth Hurley make an irresistible screen team in this sexy, zany and over the top road movie that breaks all the rules!" – Earl Dittman, Wireless Magazine, on Serving Sara

"White Oleander has Oscar written all over it." - Earl Dittman, Wireless Magazine

"K-19: The Widowmaker is a cinematic triumph that has Academy Awards written all over it." - Earl Dittman, Wireless Magazine

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[Via Threebie Germsta]