Not NUDE Here

Based on my traffic logs, search engines -- especially Yahoo and Google -- need to keep tweaking their algorithms. Here, for your amusement, is a list of real searches that have lead soon-to-be-disappointed people to this weblog:

• dana ivgi nude
• sophie okonedo nude
• nude scene thomas hayden church
• kevin bacon's nude picture gallery from wild things
• leonardo dicaprio's sexy kissing scenes
• hilary swank nude quiet day in hollywood
• sex at 24 frames per second hillary swank
• hilary swank butch
• Catalina Sandina Moreno nude pics videos
• Tilda Swinton ass constantine pics (two people)
• ryan's daughter sarah miles nude
• starr jones clips
• james m. barrie - child molester
• quadriplegic masturbation help
• heroin withdrawl stories
• making of spanking movie
• history behind kellogs cornflakes sexuality

I wish I was making the 'cornflakes' one up. Whoever you are, I hope you found what you were looking for...

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