Website Review: Badmovies.org

B-movies can be very good. These days, most of the big movies are just glorified b-movies (Stealth, anyone?). Badmovies.org's Andrew Bontreger is there for the b-movie addict, with capsule reviews that help you smell the pungent badness that you will be in for should you choose to sully your video device:

THE APPLE (3 slime drops)
Two Canadian singers discover that the American music industry is controlled by Satan. Will they be strong enough to face the challenge or will Alphia and Bibi become just two more drug-addicted rock stars?

Lesson Learned:
The Rapture is when God descends from Heaven in his white Rolls Royce to whisk away all the hippies to a new planet.

--Badmovies.org