Happy Jack?

Looks like Pirates 3 sailed away with $126M+ this holiday weekend. At the box office, at least, fantasy will always beat reality:

This week, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow brings his mixture of menace and mockery back to the big screen in Pirates Of The Caribbean 3.

But the real pirate he is based on would have eaten the skittish Jack Sparrow for breakfast and spat out his bones into the deep blue sea.

--The Real Jack Sparrow - The Daily Mail